Damn yo, Reince Priebus just got fired on twitter

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 07/28/2017 at 17:06 • Filed to: None

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After naming foul-mouthed Anthony Scaramucci, who !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , to White House Communications Director, which led to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , The Great Donaldholio has now !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! with Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly.

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Scaramucci and Priebus hate each other’s guts, mainly because Scaramucci expected to be appointed a while back, sold his company in preparation, then had his nomination blocked, until now, by Priebus. He also thinks Priebus is a “fucking paranoid schizophrenic.” So there’s that.

Thus begins season two of Celebrity Apprentice: White House Edition. Unlike Donald Trump, I’d like to thank Reince Priebus for making that face on camera so I could find that picture when google image searching him. No word as of yet on if he will be joining !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Honeybunchesofgoats > Textured Soy Protein 07/28/2017 at 17:10

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Considering Priebus was a goodwill gesture towards the Republican establishment, I wonder if this has any implications for their willingness to hold the party line.

EL_ULY > Textured Soy Protein 07/28/2017 at 17:15

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LOL to every word Donaldholio tweeted.

.... fucking sad a the President of the United States is actively getting his messages across in the same media a child does

Honeybunchesofgoats > Textured Soy Protein 07/28/2017 at 17:20

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Also, as an aside, I know Scaramucci is a wankweed for so many reasons and awful for so many reasons, but I can’t, in the interest of avoiding hypocrisy, fault anyone for liberal use of the f-bomb and accusing someone of sucking his own cock, not least in a work environment.

LongbowMkII > Textured Soy Protein 07/28/2017 at 17:23

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This is just impressive. Honestly I’m just flabbergasted at this administration. If people weren’t going to suffer because of it, it’d be funny.

At some point someone in the executive branch will need to be competent when the next inevitable natural or human disaster occurs in the US.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/28/2017 at 17:26

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mildly jealous that that’s acceptable in any work environment. I’d gladly use profane language and accuse people of s***ing their own/someone else’s/everyone’s/nobody’s c*** all day long.

Rico > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/28/2017 at 17:28

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Seriously. The only people awestruck by his words are the same conservatives (not in political sense) his administration keeps pandering to. I’ve used the same words Scaramucci did at least twice this week.

Rico > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/28/2017 at 17:29

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What’s going to happen in 2020 when the same Establishment supporters of Trump have to run against him and he’s calling them fat, ugly and stupid? Can’t wait!

His Stigness > EL_ULY 07/28/2017 at 17:30

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You know he only got fired because he told the toddler that no, he couldn’t have ice cream for breakfast.

Honeybunchesofgoats > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 07/28/2017 at 17:34

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Admittedly, I have a fine-tuned sense for where I can get away with it.

Also, I worked in New York, so it was definitely acceptable

Some of my favorites not said by me:

About our director: “mother fucking Harry Potter-looking cocksucker fuck.”

Older woman from Brooklyn: “they’re a bunch of fucking bitches. Especially that bitch. I’m going to make that fucking bitch cry... Want to watch?”

Me: “Can I please?”

Party-vi > Textured Soy Protein 07/28/2017 at 17:44

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“The Great Donaldholio”

oh man this is gold 

LongbowMkII > EL_ULY 07/28/2017 at 17:45

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I wouldn’t let my kid on twitter

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/28/2017 at 17:57

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If Steve “bloated corpse of Robert Redford” Bannon can blow himself then props to him for his flexibility.

Honeybunchesofgoats > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 07/28/2017 at 17:59

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He doesn’t exactly have much of a bone structure.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/28/2017 at 18:02

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It’s mostly fat and intestinal gases. Sad!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Textured Soy Protein 07/28/2017 at 18:03

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This presidency is turning into an episode of Veep.

C62030 > Party-vi 07/28/2017 at 18:12

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“You bring me healthcare for me bunghole”

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/28/2017 at 18:18

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I’d say it is funnier. If only it weren’t real.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 07/28/2017 at 18:36

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I’m lowkey hoping I came down with Zikila virus and this is all just part of the fever dream.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/28/2017 at 19:31

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Considering that Scarramuchi’s wife of three years and mother to two of their children filled for divorce and Fox News is the only outlet running stories about it — including the fact that he specifically asked the news to leave the loss of his family out of the news — I think a few bridges are on fire. They lost one exclusive so they’re ruthlessly making up for it with that story out of spite is my guess. It’s decidedly lacking in class but hey.

When you’re working for Trump while losing your wife and kids and Fox News is rat fucking you, it’s going to take a hell of a lot of cocaine to get out of bed in the morning. If nothing else I suspect he has that.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 07/28/2017 at 19:36

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He definitely has enough cocaine. I know that very certainly.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Rico 07/28/2017 at 21:52

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G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Party-vi 07/28/2017 at 21:54

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Campaign logo checks out.

aquila121 > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/28/2017 at 23:18

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I’m not here to argue, but what if this nightmare gets worse? I’m thinking we’ll soon realize “The Mooch” is like this when he’s clean (wrong adjective for anyone in the Trump administration)  sober (if this man doesn’t drink, I don’t swear) not on fucking cocaine. I think this whole explosion of terrible messaging is just a casualty of his previous field of hedge fund trading—I mean, DiCaprio swore a bunch in Wolf of Wall Street , right? And no one did any... coke... ah, shit.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/29/2017 at 08:53

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*Zika